Stories & Anecdotes
The pastor's church is called Almighty God
Tabernacle. On a Saturday night several weeks ago, this pastor was working late, and decided to
call his wife before he left for home. It was about 10:00 PM, but his wife didn't answer the phone. The pastor let it ring many times. He thought
it was odd that she didn't answer, but decided to wrap up a few things and try again in a few minutes. When he tried again
she answered right away. He asked her why she hadn't answered before, and she said that
it hadn't rung at their house. They brushed it off as a fluke and went on their merry ways.
At that point my phone started to ring. I looked at the caller ID, and it said, 'Almighty God'. I was afraid to answer."
All I Really Need to Know
I Learned From Noah's Ark
1. Don't miss the boat.
Reasons to Not Wash
If you took the same excuses that people use for not
1. I was forced to as a child.
(A variation of "Footprints in the Sand")
Now imagine you and the Lord Jesus walking down the road together. For much of the way, the Lord's footprints go along steadily, consistently, rarely varying the pace. But your footprints are a disorganized stream of zigzags, starts, stops, turnarounds, circles, departures and returns. For much of the way it seems to go like this. But gradually, your footprints come more in line with the Lord's, soon paralleling His consistently. You and Jesus are walking as true friends.
And here is yet another variation of
the famous "Footprints in the Sand"! I hope you
will not find the use of the word "butt" offensive.
I do not normally use it in reference
to that part of the body even in everyday use,
but prefer "hiney" or "derrière,"
but as you will see, the word "buttprints"
is really the only fitting term for this piece.
I absolutely love this! It's even
more true than it is funny!
Buttprints in the Sand
Rev. Robert Schaibley
(according to this page)
(according to this page)
(So we don't know what to think!
Hopefully it's ONE of those two!)
One night I had a wondrous dream,
Mottoes For Saner Living
(These are probably more humorous than
inspirational, but several of them hold some truth!)
Pain and suffering are inevitable but misery is optional.
Always remember you're unique, just like everyone else.
Do not walk behind me, for I may not lead. Do not walk ahead of me, for I
may not follow. Do not walk beside me, either. Just leave me alone.
(I don't know who wrote these; obviously someone collected them,
as I have seen many of them "all over" over the years, but they were sent to
me by my sister, Pat, who's very gifted in finding cool sayings.)
I got the floral wallpaper and
computer graphic at:
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