Stories & Anecdotes
(This author is remaining "Unknown" for fairly obvious reasons!)
Last week I took my children to a restaurant. My six-year-old son asked if he could say grace. As we bowed our heads,
he said, "God is good. God is great. Thank you for the food, and I would even thank you more if mom gets us ice
cream for dessert. And liberty and justice for all! Amen!"
Phone Answerer Messages
Actual answering machine answers recorded
and verified by the world-famous International Institute of
Answering Machine Answers:
"Hi, I'm not home right now but my answering machine is, so you can talk to it instead. Wait for the beep."
"Hi! John's answering machine is broken. This is his refrigerator. Please
speak very slowly, and I'll stick your message to myself with one of these
"If you are a burglar, then we're probably at home cleaning our
weapons right now and can't come to the phone. Otherwise, we probably aren't home
and it's safe to leave us a message."
Setting: a small rural community... so small in fact the only church
in town is a small Baptist Church whose pastor must also double up as the local barber to make ends meet.
The next day he woke up and found his face to be just as smooth
as the day before. No need for a shave today, he thought to himself.
Well, it was a $25 shave.
I got the tulip wallpaper at:
and the blinking smiley face at:
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